Nothing says “Leading Man” like making him twirl around in a wig rainbow robe and blonde wig!
"Percy! We have some good news and some bad news. Last night a bear came in and destroyed the entire Joseph costume, but the good news is you are are the same size as Cyndi who just did Funny Girl for us. You can just wear the Fanny Brice wig and costume."
"I wanted my character’s wig to be modeled after my mom. The character has so much in common. He was traded into slavery by his brothers, but he can interpret dreams so he becomes a King, and my mother has a book on astrology and she’s the head of the PTA so it’s kinda the same thing."
"I don’t know what to do, Carol. The actor playing Joseph refuses to wear a wig! He says he already has long hair. I’ve spent $30 on these three shitty Shirley Temple wigs and now he won’t wear them?"
"Throw them on some of the brothers."
"But will the story still make sense if Joseph isn’t wearing a long, disgusting wig?"
This page is not meant to offend or embarrass. It was created exclusively for comedic purposes….
If you like Shitty Wigs in Productions of Joseph, then you’ll also like Low-Budget Beasts.
Let’s all give thanks for the corner of the internet dedicated to low-budget (or sometimes high-budget but poor taste) musicals.