Shitty Wigs in Productions of Joseph...

All done in good fun by https://twitter.com/ToddDakotah who has worn his share of shitty wigs. He has a whole
closet full of shitty wigs.
When doing a musical with young amateur musical theater performers, always make sure you cover up their faces with cheap beards so that everything is understandable for the audience.  They’ll miss most of the lyrics, but at least they’ll grasp that these children are playing someone older. 

When doing a musical with young amateur musical theater performers, always make sure you cover up their faces with cheap beards so that everything is understandable for the audience.  They’ll miss most of the lyrics, but at least they’ll grasp that these children are playing someone older. 

Jeremy never really came to life in the character until they got him a wig.  Before the wig he was stiff and had no charisma.  After the wig, that queen TORE. IT. UP. 

Jeremy never really came to life in the character until they got him a wig.  Before the wig he was stiff and had no charisma.  After the wig, that queen TORE. IT. UP. 

"Can’t we do something to make that wig look greasier.  Someone get me some canola oil to spread over this wig.  This character grows up to be the KING OF EGYPT, people!  Let’s make him look regal.  Give me some oil!"

"Can’t we do something to make that wig look greasier.  Someone get me some canola oil to spread over this wig.  This character grows up to be the KING OF EGYPT, people!  Let’s make him look regal.  Give me some oil!"

Nothing says “Leading Man” like making him twirl around in a wig rainbow robe and blonde wig!

Nothing says “Leading Man” like making him twirl around in a wig rainbow robe and blonde wig!

This wig is called “Girl Who Wants to Act, But Is Content Just Working the Box Office.”

This wig is called “Girl Who Wants to Act, But Is Content Just Working the Box Office.”

"Should we give Pietro a wig?" 

"Oh, no, no, no.  He’s already exuding unbridled masculinity.  A wig would just put it over the top."

"Percy!  We have some good news and some bad news.  Last night a bear came in and destroyed the entire Joseph costume, but the good news is you are are the same size as Cyndi who just did Funny Girl for us.  You can just wear the Fanny Brice wig and costume."  

"Percy!  We have some good news and some bad news.  Last night a bear came in and destroyed the entire Joseph costume, but the good news is you are are the same size as Cyndi who just did Funny Girl for us.  You can just wear the Fanny Brice wig and costume."  

"I wanted my character’s wig to be modeled after my mom.  The character has so much in common.  He was traded into slavery by his brothers, but he can interpret dreams so he becomes a King, and my mother has a book on astrology and she’s the head of the PTA so it’s kinda the same thing."

"I wanted my character’s wig to be modeled after my mom.  The character has so much in common.  He was traded into slavery by his brothers, but he can interpret dreams so he becomes a King, and my mother has a book on astrology and she’s the head of the PTA so it’s kinda the same thing."

"I don’t know what to do, Carol.  The actor playing Joseph refuses to wear a wig!  He says he already has long hair.  I’ve spent $30 on these three shitty Shirley Temple wigs and now he won’t wear them?"
"Throw them on some of the brothers."
"But will the story still make sense if Joseph isn’t wearing a long, disgusting wig?"

"I don’t know what to do, Carol.  The actor playing Joseph refuses to wear a wig!  He says he already has long hair.  I’ve spent $30 on these three shitty Shirley Temple wigs and now he won’t wear them?"

"Throw them on some of the brothers."

"But will the story still make sense if Joseph isn’t wearing a long, disgusting wig?"

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